COUNCIL LOADING…
CONFIDENCE > EVIDENCE
Wrong together. Strong forever.
Thousands of years after civilization ended — probably because someone clicked Reply All — only the Apes survived. Unfortunately, they aren't very smart. But they're very confident.
Council Memos
MEMO #001
Nobody remembers how civilization ended. Some say AI. Some say war. Some say crypto. The Apes say it happened because somebody clicked Reply All. Nobody can prove them wrong. Thousands of years later, humanity disappeared. Knowledge disappeared. Common sense disappeared. Only the Apes survived. Unfortunately, they aren't very smart.
MEMO #002
The Aperions built a civilization from the only things they found: hoodies, rocks, bananas, and abandoned internet culture. Nobody knows what any of them are for. They just think they look important. Every Ape believes they're the chosen leader. Every Ape has exactly zero followers.
MEMO #003
They worship an ancient glowing circle in the sky. Nobody knows it's just the Moon. They call it The Giant Banana. Every month they gather around it and argue which side should be peeled first. This is considered sacred research.
MEMO #004
The skull faces aren't masks. Nobody remembers why they look like this. One Ape once asked. The Council immediately declared him suspicious. He apologized. Nobody knows for what.
The Oldest Prophecy
“One day, all Apes will become early.”
Nobody knows what that means. Everyone pretends they do.
There are no experts. Only louder Apes.
Source: trust the Ape.
Research is asking another Ape.
Every Ape is early. Every Ape is late.
Roadmap
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PHASE 1
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POST-DROP
PHASE 3
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